My Offer

Why do people put out press releases, list their work number, home number, mobile number and their e-mail address, but get snarky when you actually phone them up for a comment? Ok, I don't work for the New York Times or CNN, but hey buddy, let's face it. You've got a book to promote and I've got some space to fill. Stop acting all innocent.

So, in the interest of all hacks under deadline, I am now declaring myself an expert on everything concerning the United Kingdom. I've been living here for twelve years, been reporting on it for three, and I can give as good a quote as anyone else. Drop me an e-mail and I'll get back to you ASAP. Sure, I probably won't know what I'm talking about but I can assure you, I'll sound like I do.