Friday, December 16, 2005

The Fall Of A Giant


For some people, it was Suez. For others, the Profumo affair. Yet for a third group, those hacks who cover the Liberal Democrats, the end of an era is here.

If, as expected, leader Charles Kennedy gets tossed out later on this month, no longer will they be able to write stories about his reported "battles with the bottle." No longer will they be able to smirk and giggle and make knowing references to him being "tired and emotional" at party conferences. And no longer will we see the traditional Springtime "Kennedy swears he's a changed man" story (complete with picture of oddly worried family).

So than, in commiseration with this intrepid little band of journalists, let us bow our heads. And pause. And maybe even say a little prayer. Alas. We shall not see his like again.

2 Comments:

Blogger MaryAn Batchellor said...

The annual springtime stories can continue. The first one will be how being out of office has changed the man. But what do I know...

3:26 PM  
Blogger The Gambino Crime Family said...

Maryan,

Hi. Sorry. Thought you were simply another spambot. I had no idea that people actually read this thing.

You're right. This story has more legs than a centipide. I think the Standard had eight (count 'em, eight!) pages on Thursday about Kennedy's drinking problem. It was Christmas come late.

Poor Lib Dems. Their last guy was a philanderer and (alleged) former spook. This one was (allegedly) a bit of a wee tippler. Maybe they'll get someone normal this time...

7:54 AM  

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