Waiting For That Learning Curve To Kick In

Humm. Let's see. You're a leak-prone Labour government who are sinking in the latest polls. You're also been repeatedly accused of financial incompetence and of repeatedly wasting the taxpayers' hard-earned cash. So what do you do?

Well, gosh, all this criticism has gotten you down in the dumps. What better thing to do than hire out some life coaches for your ministers at £250 an hour? Gee, that'll pep you up.